Okay, so we start naturally as we wake up in a dream world.
So we're in town now. Looks pretty normal. Also note the
clothes and equipment near the tree.
Get the shovel from Lloid. It will be important later.
As for those clothes, we get two different outfits. The one
I'm wearing is obviously a police outfit. The other one
is a cake dress and a broken umbrella.
The tools you get are a megaphone and a toy hammer.
Here's our first house we go to.
We go inside and we see it's a decent looking cafe. Neat!
If we go to the room to our right we find the bathroom.
I guess while I'm searching I'll get some free food.
We go to the back and find the kitchen.
I guess the seafood platter was coming soon.
Alright! Toast, sushi, donuts, stew, and stir-fry? Seems
like my kind of place.
Now when we go back to the main dining room and
go to the left side room we find what looks like a
V.I.P. room with a little chocolate fountain.
Now that I'm done with the chocolate fountain I'll go
upstairs to see... um.. oh dear. What this, a party room
or something? Awesome music though.
Okay, we're done upstairs so let's see what wonders await us
down... ummm...
...a decapitated torso on top of a bloody knife along with a
bloody apron...
...a rotting skeleton under some shackles and some more
bloody knives...
...abandoned shoes, baby cradles, and mental carnival
music...
Uh, let's just forget that and go on.
Goodbye, psychos, see you never.
Time to take out some strange feeling by attacking
villagers with my toy hammer.
Found the chef and he doesn't look shady at all.
The second house.
Hmm... It's a church.
Talk to this glasses woman.
Go to the left wing room and we find a living area with
some crappy furniture.
I'll take my mind off stuff by watching some t.v.
oh... never mind.
Moving over to the right wing we find what looks
like the confession hall.
Sigh... You got that right.
Now to move to this secret room behind the organ.
AND IT'S... the graveyard?
Um... Yeah...
Moving upstairs we find... uh, something slightly
disturbing that I think we shouldn't be snooping
around for...
FLY AWAY BIRDIE! IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!!
Okay, downstairs will probably be more disturbing and.. oh
it's not that bad. Wait, what's behind that?
Hmm... Should have guessed.
Run away from that creepy church as fast as possible
or the glasses lady might strike me down. While running
I found the third house.
Walking in. Doesn't look too bad.
Left wing. Still doesn't look that bad.
Oops. I was wrong.
Right wing. Crap, this is even worse!
To the back room.
Hm. No comment yet.
I'll admit. That's awesome.
Almost every time there's a spooky story, there's always
a doll in it!
Going upstairs and... spell tags cover the walls, there are
demonic wardrobes to the side and a sewing machine is
working on it's own.
Time to go downstairs. Looks okay... wait. Those are
spell tags... and I think they're all covered in blood.
I'm out of there!
Move upward for a weird bandaged guy.
Blood. Just when it wasn't creepy enough. Wait... never mind.
The final house. I'm prepared for anything.
Hmm... fancy.
Hospital beds? Dividers?
Oh, it's a hospital. But wait, I'm scared of hospitals.
A lot of crap over here, but like at the size of that crab!
Back room. Cool it's a lab complete with suspicious music.
Nothing much back here, but, cool a Metroid!
Yeah nothing interesting.
Wait, what's that?
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT. IS. THAT?!
Screw that!
Now we go upstairs and... OH COME ON!!!
A crime scene! I must act!
No, idiot don't lay on it!
Yes, let's please do that.
Forget this! I'm out of here! Going downstairs!
Now let's see what... well this is weird.
I know the skeleton's back there, but who's...
Okay I see it. It's... a werewolf?!
I'm out of this slaughterhouse!
Look for a monument on the east side of the town. Behind it is a wet suit.
Dive about here.
You find a present on the island below. Inside it a fortune #4,
which is a bad fortune saying today is not your day.
Found this near town hall.
How about no.
Bonus: The dog is talking about the church and
the glasses lady in the church.
Trust me. You don't want to know.
Thanks for the post! (^^)/ I don't know if anyone wants it but here's some translations of the Japanese text in Hitokui Village~
ReplyDeleteTo begin, Hitokui sounds like 人食い which means man-eater/cannibal. So... Cannibal Village! Woo~
The chief; おいしい肉料理はいかが? = Would you like some delicious meat cuisine?
Glasses woman; 背中が痛いの。。。 = My back hurts...
Bandage man; 逃がさない。。。ヒヒ。。。ヒヒヒ = You can't escape... heehee... heeheehee
So there you have it~ I hope this was useful!
Thanks for the translations. This was a fun project for me. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe chef guy is a cannibal. See, he asks you about a meat dish. It's fresh...VERY fresh. All of the blood and the empty baby cribs suggest he slices and dices up humans and even babies.
ReplyDeleteThe woman asking about her back hurting could've been an escapee. Remember, she has a scar on her back.
That symbol upstairs in the "church"? It's a hex/put-a-curse-on-someone-or-something symbol.
Lol. All very true.
DeleteDid anyone figure out the ninja? She's in house 3. Also, in the right wing of the house there is the fire pit. On both sides of the back walls are these green tree-esq things. If you walk over to then it goes "what's this? A scrap of yellow paper it reads, 'I wish for more friends than I can count. Also, I wish to improve my counting ability."
ReplyDeleteThere's one to eat everything, becoming mayor, becoming a genius. You may want to add this to your synopsis. These lead me to believe everyone sacrificed themselves to get their desires and now have to sacrifice others to pay whomever gave them their wish.
I usually hate reading the creepy pasta type thing cos im a total wuss but the satire really helped and now I know whats going on! Thanks! :)
Deletelol i loved this is love creepy stuff and thes is perfect including the humour hope u check out akias village
ReplyDeleteoof wait nvm i didnt know u already did so achorme is pretty creepy so recommend
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